Review of A Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell (1990) by Mark S — 11 May 2009

This movie has an amazing title, and some funny monster puppets/costumes, aside from that it is the exact opposite of all the good in the world. There's a clause in the Geneva Convention that says you can't show this movie to prisoners of war, it ruined Christmas, it punched your mom in the eye, it kicks puppies, it's what's wrong with the kids these days, it caused global warming, it's 82 minutes of my life that I'll mourn forever, it made the Star Wars prequels, it can give you swine flu, it is the 9th circle of Hell, it is a crime against humanity.

For the love of all that is good and holy don't watch this movie. Get outta here Dewey you don't want none of this shit.