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Review of Midnight Mass (2003)

By Tristan P (635) on 03 Jun 2008

The F. Paul Wilson novel on which this is based was pretty good, but this adaptation is horrible…

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Review of Gypsy 83 (2001)

By Tristan P (635) on 03 Jun 2008

Overall a pretty lame movie, but if you've ever wanted to see Sara Rue topless, this is probably going to be your only chance…

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Review of 3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain (1998)

By Tristan P (635) on 03 Jun 2008

Wonderfully cheesy! I stumbled across this on TV a couple weeks ago and found myself hooked. Hulk Hogan AND Jim Varney in the same movie…

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Review of Contamination (2008)

By Tristan P (635) on 03 Jun 2008

Kick-ass Italian exploitation masterpiece that borrows the exploding chest thing from ALIEN…

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Review of Contamination (1980)

By Tristan P (635) on 03 Jun 2008

Kick-ass Italian exploitation masterpiece that borrows the exploding chest thing from ALIEN…

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Review of Ernest Scared Stupid (1991)

By Tristan P (635) on 03 Jun 2008

A Halloween tradition…

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Review of De-Lovely (2004)

By Tristan P (635) on 03 Jun 2008

Surprising…

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Review of After Death (1990)

By Tristan P (635) on 02 Jun 2008

Incredibly bad, borderline incoherent flick from former Bruno Mattei collaborator Fragasso…

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Review of Touch of Evil (1958)

By Tristan P (635) on 02 Jun 2008

Haunting latter-day film-noir from Orson Welles, who is unquestionably one of the all-time great actors AND directors…

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Review of Undead (2003)

By Tristan P (635) on 02 Jun 2008

Hugely disapointing zombie flick that is neither funny nor scary. It's reasonably gory but most of that gore is created using very poor CGI…

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Review of Ernest Goes to Jail (1990)

By Tristan P (635) on 02 Jun 2008

This one doesn't have the same kind of charm that Ernest Saves Christmas does, but there are a few moments in this one that get just ridiculous…

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Review of Return of the Living Dead Part II (1988)

By Tristan P (635) on 02 Jun 2008

Inferior sequel from Ken Wiederhorn, who brings none of the tension to this that he brought to his masterpiece, the all-time great Nazi zombie…

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Review of Return of the Living Dead III (1993)

By Tristan P (635) on 02 Jun 2008

Not Brian Yuzna's best film, (not that I'm a huge fan of any of his stuff) but certainly the last watchable RotLD entry…

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Review of Cannibal Ferox (1981)

By Tristan P (635) on 31 May 2008

Awful cannibal flick from Umberto Lenzi, who evidently excelled at giallos and crime flicks but based on what I've seen never made a good horror…

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Review of Wedding Slashers (2006)

By Tristan P (635) on 31 May 2008

Cheap horror flick with a bit of decent gore. Always cool to see Richard Lynch, even in a lame flick like this…

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Review of Four of the Apocalypse (1975)

By Tristan P (635) on 31 May 2008

Horror maestro Fulci does a spaghetti Western, and what do you know - it's soaked with blood…

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Review of Alligator (1980)

By Tristan P (635) on 31 May 2008

Decent creature feature with the always watchable Robert Forster. The cheesy effects are part of the fun, in fact, they ARE the fun…

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Review of Nightmare City (1980)

By Tristan P (635) on 31 May 2008

Incredibly bad, even for an Umberto Lenzi flick. The whole point of these movies is the make-up/gore effects, and even those are below par in this…

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Review of Brotherhood of the Wolf (2001)

By Tristan P (635) on 30 May 2008

Much like Christophe Gans's SILENT HILL, this film looks great takes a LONG time to get nowhere…

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Review of Manic (2001)

By Tristan P (635) on 30 May 2008

Intense and at times uncomfortably realistic film about mental illness…

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