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Review of We Are What We Are (2010)

By Brian Juergens (209) for CampBlood.org (64) on 17 Feb 2011

With its sly message of self-empowerment in the face of overwhelming odds, this is pretty much the Mexico City Pride float of Mexican gay cannibal…

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Review of Kaboom (2010)

By Brian Juergens (209) for CampBlood.org (64) on 07 Feb 2011

Is it wrong to wish that Araki had taken the care to bring his audience to at least one of the multiple climaxes enjoyed by his characters…

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Review of Sanctum (2011)

By Brian Juergens (209) for CampBlood.org (64) on 04 Feb 2011

As exciting as a rainy fishing trip with your two uncles who have been bickering since adolescence and manage to ruin everyone's Christmas…

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Review of The Rite (1969)

By Brian Juergens (209) for CampBlood.org (64) on 28 Jan 2011

What starts out as a promisingly deadpan supernatural drama quickly devolves into The Exorcism of Charlie Rose…

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Review of The Rite (2011)

By Brian Juergens (209) for CampBlood.org (64) on 28 Jan 2011

What starts out as a promisingly deadpan supernatural drama quickly devolves into The Exorcism of Charlie Rose…

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Review of Night of the Demons (2009)

By Brian Juergens (209) for CampBlood.org (64) on 06 Jan 2011

A handful of recognizable faces, fair amount of ghoulishness, and peppy can-do attitude can't match the cheese-fueled charm of the faulted-but-fun…

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Review of Blue Valentine (2010)

By Brian Juergens (209) for CampBlood.org (64) on 30 Dec 2010

The brown-bag movie of the year: Sneak in a bottle of something bitter and cheap (to match the central characters) and get smashed along with…

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Review of Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale (2010)

By Brian Juergens (209) for CampBlood.org (64) on 01 Dec 2010

An enthusiastically deranged family adventure gussied up in a Christmas sweater, Rare Exports is a welcome addition to the Warped Holiday Movie canon…

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Review of Black Swan (2010)

By Brian Juergens (209) for CampBlood.org (64) on 30 Nov 2010

An intense study akin to the equally exhausting The Wrestler that seems determined to catch Nina (Portman, in a stunning performance) break…

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Review of Mirrors 2 (2010)

By Brian Juergens (209) for CampBlood.org (64) on 24 Nov 2010

Can I say with a straight face that this is a good movie? No…

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Review of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 (2010)

By Brian Juergens (209) for CampBlood.org (64) on 17 Nov 2010

Fans will enjoy the dark, brooding, gorgeous penultimate film of one of the most solid genre series ever…

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Review of Candyman: Farewell to the Flesh (1995)

By Brian Juergens (209) for CampBlood.org (64) on 03 Nov 2010

Maybe Farewell to the Franchise would have been a more appropriate title - this retread of the very scary original is a mildly hilarious mess…

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Review of Hereafter (2010)

By Brian Juergens (209) for CampBlood.org (64) on 13 Oct 2010

A trio of thinly-drawn narratives that combine into one triply disappointing mega-meh, it doesn't so much ask questions about the afterlife…

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Review of A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)

By Brian Juergens (209) for CampBlood.org (64) on 12 Oct 2010

Like many horror fans, I approached viewing the recent remake of the post-slasher classic with extremely low expectations. Not low enough, though…

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Review of Let Me In (2010)

By Brian Juergens (209) for CampBlood.org (64) on 30 Sep 2010

Both suitably reverential to the excellent Swedish original and entirely successful as a work of authentic American horror…

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Review of Hatchet II (2010)

By Brian Juergens (209) for CampBlood.org (64) on 29 Sep 2010

When it comes to homages to the golden age of American slashers, Hatchet II is twice the hatchet job of the original…

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Review of Catfish (2010)

By Brian Juergens (209) for CampBlood.org (64) on 16 Sep 2010

They've had success marketing horror movies as documentaries lately, so why not sell a documentary as a horror film? Well ... because it's not…

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Review of Inception (2010)

By Brian Juergens (209) for CampBlood.org (64) on 15 Jul 2010

The good news is, I'm not going to give away any of the mind-bending twists at the center of Inception…

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Review of MacGruber (2010)

By Brian Juergens (209) for CampBlood.org (64) on 20 May 2010

When your audience is laughing at soundtrack selections more often than they laugh at the dialogue or sight gags, you gotta know you messed…

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Review of Best Worst Movie (2009)

By Brian Juergens (209) for CampBlood.org (64) on 11 Apr 2010

I never thought I'd be able to justify having seen the insanely bad Troll 2, but this scrappy documentary about fame and failure provides a…

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