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Review of The Stepford Wives (2004)

By Brian Juergens (209) for Freeze Dried Movies (80) on 31 Mar 2005

The remake of The Stepford Wives is the gayest major motion picture ever made - and remember, I saw Troy…

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Review of The Village (2004)

By Brian Juergens (209) for Freeze Dried Movies (80) on 31 Mar 2005

A timely mention of the ways that violence begets violence, and in how effective terror can be in keeping people under control…

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Review of Troy (2004)

By Brian Juergens (209) for Freeze Dried Movies (80) on 31 Mar 2005

Aside from being the first Hair Movie of the year, Troy also claims the prize of being the first Get Your Fat Butt to the Gym Movie of the year…

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Review of Frisk (1996)

By Brian Juergens (209) for Freeze Dried Movies (80) on 31 Mar 2005

Self-loathing has never looked so amateurish…

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Review of A Dirty Shame (2004)

By Brian Juergens (209) for Freeze Dried Movies (80) on 31 Mar 2005

The filmic equivalent of a child reading aloud the Dictionary of Filth with the express intent of giving his nanny a heart attack…

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Review of Closer (2004)

By Brian Juergens (209) for Freeze Dried Movies (80) on 31 Mar 2005

Since we only glimpse these personalities when they are threatened, the fun of the movie becomes trying to guess which behavior is genuine,…

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Review of The Grudge (2004)

By Brian Juergens (209) for Freeze Dried Movies (80) on 31 Mar 2005

The intent of Shimizu's US-produced feature debut is quite clear: do for Japan what Jaws did for swimming…

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Review of Mean Creek (2004)

By Brian Juergens (209) for Freeze Dried Movies (80) on 31 Mar 2005

A mature, significant contribution to the unfornately growing trend of films that address teen violence (unfortunate in that we need the trend…

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Review of Spanglish (2004)

By Brian Juergens (209) for Freeze Dried Movies (80) on 31 Mar 2005

Meandering, redundant, and shapeless - one gets the feeling that with discipline and focus, a good film could easily have been carved out of…

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Review of Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004)

By Brian Juergens (209) for Freeze Dried Movies (80) on 31 Mar 2005

So funny that you won't care that it has no real plot but boasts more bad wigs than The Lord of the Rings…

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Review of Christmas with the Kranks (2004)

By Brian Juergens (209) for Freeze Dried Movies (80) on 31 Mar 2005

almost had me convinced to convert to Judaism to avoid having to go through anything ever again that even remotely resembles this movie…

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Review of Closer (2014)

By Brian Juergens (209) for Freeze Dried Movies (80) on 31 Mar 2005

Since we only glimpse these personalities when they are threatened, the fun of the movie becomes trying to guess which behavior is genuine,…

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Review of Blade: Trinity (2004)

By Brian Juergens (209) for Freeze Dried Movies (80) on 31 Mar 2005

Reynolds, Biel, Posey, and Lyonne amble around a warehouse trying to out-snark one another -- call it Blade: The Real World…

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Review of The Chronicles of Riddick (2004)

By Brian Juergens (209) for Freeze Dried Movies (80) on 31 Mar 2005

Riddick starts the way that all great storytelling should: with a voiceover by an old British woman…

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Review of Godsend (2004)

By Brian Juergens (209) for Freeze Dried Movies (80) on 31 Mar 2005

I had the decency to stay in the theatre for the duration -- the filmmakers could have at least done the same and finished the darned movie…

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Review of Godsend (2014)

By Brian Juergens (209) for Freeze Dried Movies (80) on 31 Mar 2005

I had the decency to stay in the theatre for the duration -- the filmmakers could have at least done the same and finished the darned movie…

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Review of Closer (2013)

By Brian Juergens (209) for Freeze Dried Movies (80) on 31 Mar 2005

Since we only glimpse these personalities when they are threatened, the fun of the movie becomes trying to guess which behavior is genuine,…

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Review of Shaun of the Dead (2004)

By Brian Juergens (209) for Freeze Dried Movies (80) on 31 Mar 2005

What a sheer delight that we now have a romantic comedy that puts false hope where it belongs: in the face of the annihilation of the entire…

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Review of Millions (1937)

By Brian Juergens (209) for Freeze Dried Movies (80) on 30 Mar 2005

Precocious children discussing morality with saints aren't nearly as much fun as Ewan McGregor being nailed to the floor with a butcher knife…

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Review of Millions (2005)

By Brian Juergens (209) for Freeze Dried Movies (80) on 30 Mar 2005

Precocious children discussing morality with saints aren't nearly as much fun as Ewan McGregor being nailed to the floor with a butcher knife…

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