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Review of The Departed (2006)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for FilmJerk.com (622) on 05 Oct 2006

Departed is tonally confident and visually ambitious in ways only Scorsese can pull off with gusto and precision, scored with a hiccupy mix-tape…

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Review of School for Scoundrels (2006)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for FilmJerk.com (622) on 27 Sep 2006

Jon Heder. He's the worst thing to happen to comedy since the invention of the frown…

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Review of Open Season (2006)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for FilmJerk.com (622) on 27 Sep 2006

The filmmakers are out of ideas, and Season represents their laziest tendencies to blindly follow whatever worked in earlier, better pictures…

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Review of School for Scoundrels (1960)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for FilmJerk.com (622) on 27 Sep 2006

Jon Heder. He's the worst thing to happen to comedy since the invention of the frown…

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Review of Open Season (1974)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for FilmJerk.com (622) on 27 Sep 2006

The filmmakers are out of ideas, and Season represents their laziest tendencies to blindly follow whatever worked in earlier, better pictures…

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Review of Haven (2004)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for FilmJerk.com (622) on 20 Sep 2006

As much as I was bored to tears with the drama, I was fascinated by where Flowers was going with this train wreck…

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Review of Haven (2001)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for FilmJerk.com (622) on 20 Sep 2006

As much as I was bored to tears with the drama, I was fascinated by where Flowers was going with this train wreck…

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Review of Everyone's Hero (2006)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for FilmJerk.com (622) on 19 Sep 2006

It's difficult to find out just how much work Reeve did on the picture before his death two years ago, but the credit is a curious button on…

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Review of The Black Dahlia (2006)

By Edward Havens (184) for FilmJerk.com (622) on 17 Sep 2006

Vilmos Zsigmond's lush cinematography alone is almost worth the price of admission, and Jenny Beavan's costumes remind us why the late 1940s…

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Review of Black Dahlia (2006)

By Edward Havens (184) for FilmJerk.com (622) on 17 Sep 2006

Vilmos Zsigmond's lush cinematography alone is almost worth the price of admission, and Jenny Beavan's costumes remind us why the late 1940s…

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Review of Confetti (2006)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for FilmJerk.com (622) on 14 Sep 2006

Confetti aims to please, and it's successful, but mostly in a far less uproarious ways than it was obviously intending…

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Review of The Last Kiss (2006)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for FilmJerk.com (622) on 13 Sep 2006

The Last Kiss is a picture about bad choices, and that's exactly why it should be celebrated…

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Review of Gridiron Gang (2006)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for FilmJerk.com (622) on 13 Sep 2006

Gang only gels as a drama because of Johnson's dedication to making Porter a human being first, and an Inspiratron 3000 movie formula robot second…

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Review of The Covenant (2006)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for FilmJerk.com (622) on 07 Sep 2006

Essentially, Covenant is about young, wet, 'CW' ready underwear models running around hurling 'magical' gelatin blobs at each other while they…

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Review of Aurora Borealis (2005)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for FilmJerk.com (622) on 06 Sep 2006

Borealis constantly dodges formula by taking little asides with the characters that are unpredicted, and exercising the Minneapolis setting…

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Review of Aurora Borealis (1990)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for FilmJerk.com (622) on 06 Sep 2006

Borealis constantly dodges formula by taking little asides with the characters that are unpredicted, and exercising the Minneapolis setting…

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Review of Hollywoodland (2006)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for FilmJerk.com (622) on 06 Sep 2006

Hollywoodland uses Simo to avoid many of the formulaic traps laid for bio-pics, but seeing how incredible Affleck is and how well Coulter stages…

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Review of Idiocracy (2006)

By Edward Havens (184) for FilmJerk.com (622) on 03 Sep 2006

The theatrical release of Mike Judge's new comedy Idiocracy is one of the most egregious travesties of modern cinema…

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Review of The Wicker Man (2006)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for FilmJerk.com (622) on 31 Aug 2006

In the remake, LaBute has Cage beating up women with karate kicks, and has placed an insulting coda on the film that screams of studio intervention…

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Review of Lassie (2003)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for FilmJerk.com (622) on 31 Aug 2006

Lassie is old-fashioned family entertainment, and I hope audiences aren't afraid to take a chance on a movie that might not be paced like a…

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