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Review of Millions (1937)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for FilmJerk.com (622) on 10 Mar 2005

Millions is almost lyrical in the way it revels in this underage perspective, as if Boyle were living out his own money fantasies…

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Review of Gunner Palace (2004)

By Edward Havens (184) for FilmJerk.com (622) on 03 Mar 2005

Michael Tucker missed a golden opportunity to say something meaningful and important about the lives of the men and women of our Armed Forces…

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Review of The Jacket (2005)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for FilmJerk.com (622) on 03 Mar 2005

The real shock of Jacket is actress Keira Knightley, who bumbles the critical role of Jackie with her clownish method acting and odd American-accented…

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Review of The Pacifier (2005)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for FilmJerk.com (622) on 03 Mar 2005

Maybe it's a good thing the film is nearly a complete wreck, because it does provide a strong reminder just how much care and effort went into…

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Review of Be Cool (2005)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for FilmJerk.com (622) on 03 Mar 2005

Be Cool is a solid, funny, groovy return to the screen for Chili and his wacky west coast adventures, while also not embarrassing the original film…

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Review of Man of the House (2005)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for FilmJerk.com (622) on 26 Feb 2005

Man of the House isn't offensive, but it's a waste of time, potential, and, well, cheerleader cinema…

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Review of Man of the House (1995)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for FilmJerk.com (622) on 26 Feb 2005

Man of the House isn't offensive, but it's a waste of time, potential, and, well, cheerleader cinema…

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Review of Diary of a Mad Black Woman (2005)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for FilmJerk.com (622) on 24 Feb 2005

Woman leaves the audience with the burden of maintaining a church-appropriate patience to appreciate the small charms to be found in Perry's…

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Review of Constantine (2005)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for FilmJerk.com (622) on 17 Feb 2005

While structured like a traditional fantasy action film, Constantine only manages to be truly exciting maybe twice during the running time…

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Review of Downfall (2004)

By Edward Havens (184) for FilmJerk.com (622) on 17 Feb 2005

Its extended running time and the sheer brutality of its subject matter will likely make this film a tough sell for non-hardcore history buffs…

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Review of Because of Winn-Dixie (2005)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for FilmJerk.com (622) on 17 Feb 2005

Winn-Dixie is simply an episodic film, and not a particularly inviting one at that…

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Review of Downfall (1997)

By Edward Havens (184) for FilmJerk.com (622) on 17 Feb 2005

Its extended running time and the sheer brutality of its subject matter will likely make this film a tough sell for non-hardcore history buffs…

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Review of Bride & Prejudice (2004)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for FilmJerk.com (622) on 10 Feb 2005

I assume director Chadha was hoping to achieve the ultimate East meets West musical comedy, but in almost every way imaginable, she has failed…

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Review of Pooh's Heffalump Movie (2005)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for FilmJerk.com (622) on 09 Feb 2005

Heffalump is a film of small charms, but what delights are there sound out loudly in today's depressing kid film marketplace…

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Review of The Wild Parrots of Telegraph Hill (2003)

By Edward Havens (184) for FilmJerk.com (622) on 09 Feb 2005

More captivating and enchanting than most of the rubbish being passed off as entertainment in multiplexes today…

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Review of The Wedding Date (2005)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for FilmJerk.com (622) on 03 Feb 2005

Surprisingly adapted from a novel, Date is saccharine, uninspired entertainment, eventually collapsing into a flat-out mess…

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Review of Hide and Seek (2005)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for FilmJerk.com (622) on 28 Jan 2005

Seek ends with a whimper and not a bang, but at least it finally ends; sadly, this turns out to be the highlight of the experience…

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Review of Alone in the Dark (2008)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for FilmJerk.com (622) on 26 Jan 2005

If anyone were pondering what Ed Wood would be like today if he were armed with foreign financing and computer effects, look no further than Uwe Boll…

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Review of Alone in the Small Hours (1978)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for FilmJerk.com (622) on 26 Jan 2005

If anyone were pondering what Ed Wood would be like today if he were armed with foreign financing and computer effects, look no further than Uwe Boll…

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Review of Alone in the Dark (2005)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for FilmJerk.com (622) on 26 Jan 2005

If anyone were pondering what Ed Wood would be like today if he were armed with foreign financing and computer effects, look no further than Uwe Boll…

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