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Review of Frozen River (1929)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 11 Aug 2008

Leo's work here is stirring, haunting, and singlehandedly maintains a pitch-perfect tone of weathered anxiety the rest of River is all too…

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Review of Fly Me to the Moon (1988)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 11 Aug 2008

While it's hard to recommend it on purely creative merit, I suppose it would be a wonderful thing if these silly flies ended up pushing kids…

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Review of A Perfect Plan (2012)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 11 Aug 2008

While it's hard to recommend it on purely creative merit, I suppose it would be a wonderful thing if these silly flies ended up pushing kids…

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Review of Frozen River (2008)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 11 Aug 2008

Leo's work here is stirring, haunting, and singlehandedly maintains a pitch-perfect tone of weathered anxiety the rest of River is all too…

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Review of Tropic Thunder (2008)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 11 Aug 2008

A triumph on nearly every level of execution and intent...it's a pleasure to report that Tropic Thunder is a work of pure hilarity and insanity…

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Review of Fly Me to the Moon (2008)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 11 Aug 2008

While it's hard to recommend it on purely creative merit, I suppose it would be a wonderful thing if these silly flies ended up pushing kids…

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Review of Kabluey (2007)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 11 Aug 2008

Prendergast doesn't chase alternative statements, he wants to make people laugh, and Kabluey is one of the more inventive, invigorating productions…

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Review of The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 (2008)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 04 Aug 2008

Granted, I'm miles outside of the target demographic, and certainly Traveling Pants 2 will make for awesome pajama party fodder, but the bloodless…

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Review of Pineapple Express (2008)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 04 Aug 2008

Climaxing with a Donneresque sock-em conclusion, complete with massive gunfire, Korean hitmen, and Daewoo finishing moves, Express has just…

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Review of Slippery Slope (2006)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 04 Aug 2008

Once the elements slip into stillborn joke mode, the results just don't inspire like a great porn comedy should…

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Review of Bottle Shock (2008)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 04 Aug 2008

A dreadful directorial effort, robbing the film of personality, wit, and enthusiasm just to run through endless scenes of uninspired conflict…

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Review of Swing Vote (1999)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 31 Jul 2008

A deathly uneven, woefully unfunny attempt at a political comedy/statement from an emphatically nondescript filmmaker and an overexcited Kevin…

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Review of Swing Vote (2008)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 31 Jul 2008

A deathly uneven, woefully unfunny attempt at a political comedy/statement from an emphatically nondescript filmmaker and an overexcited Kevin…

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Review of Baghead (2008)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 23 Jul 2008

Once the threat arrives, I was praying to return to the childish mating rituals of these monotonous characters…

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Review of Brideshead Revisited (2008)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 23 Jul 2008

Facing incredible odds against it, this pass at conquering Brideshead is a worthy offering to the period-piece gods, presenting British aristocracy…

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Review of The Wackness (2008)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 23 Jul 2008

While Levine works his film-school-grade visual quirks out (Spike Lee should call his lawyer), the story of Wackness is left in a messy bundle…

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Review of Man on Wire (2008)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 23 Jul 2008

The resolution may not surprise, but the journey surely will, resulting in a magnificent, often breathtaking document of a man who desired…

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Review of Lost Boys: The Tribe (2008)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 23 Jul 2008

As if the world needed another reason to celebrate The Lost Boys, The Tribe, and every second of its bumbling uselessness, just made me want…

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Review of Meet Bill (2007)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 20 Jul 2008

It doesn't take long for Bill to suddenly veer off course into total impenetrability, where the characters become a blur, the hacky visual…

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Review of Space Chimps (2008)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 16 Jul 2008

As bland matinee diversions go, Chimps isn't the worst thing to plop your child in front of, but it's hardly worth the hundreds of dollars…

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