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Review of The Fourth Kind (2009)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 01 Jun 2010

Attempting shock value and extraterrestrial disturbance to generate a cult smash, Kind will likely tire audiences before it ever has a chance…

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Review of Terminator Salvation (2009)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 01 Jun 2010

Salvation is a cold, blunt summer movie misfire, infatuated with mindless explosions like an infant with fecal matter...a lumbering, joyless…

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Review of The Spirit (1987)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 01 Jun 2010

A blissfully coked-out-of-its-mind spit-take on Eisner and the modern world of superhero cinema, The Spirit is wet bag of hot breath…

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Review of Meet Dave (2008)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 01 Jun 2010

I'm sure a more refined filmmaker could've squeezed the premise tighter for sophisticated laughs, but as family-angled sci-fi comedies go,…

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Review of Gamer (2009)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 01 Jun 2010

Neveldine and Taylor simply spray their venom across the screen with little vision, once again making a friendly trip to the multiplex feel…

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Review of Journey to the Center of the Earth (2008)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 01 Jun 2010

Journey relentlessly dishes out the action and offers the bespectacled audience plenty of goopy, grabby 3-D jolts, but it all resembles a run…

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Review of Total Recall (1990)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 30 May 2010

Not only one of the best films of 1990, it's one of Arnold's finest cinematic accomplishments -- a fireball of a film...still disembowels like…

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Review of Micmacs (2009)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 26 May 2010

Micmacs is a colorful puzzle of a picture, twisting through oddity and tomfoolery to form a feature of consistent laughs, yet delicate enough…

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Review of Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time (2010)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 26 May 2010

The premise found its way into the sticky hands of producer Jerry Bruckheimer, who does what he habitually does to PG-13 action entertainment…

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Review of Sex and the City 2 (2010)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 24 May 2010

An atrocious motion picture...makes The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert look like The Remains of the Day…

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Review of Back to the Future Part III (1990)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 23 May 2010

It's a lovely, rootin' tootin' cowboy romp with a superbly suspenseful runaway train finale, and an apt closer that permits the excitement…

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Review of Fire Birds (1990)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 23 May 2010

In a certain way, with the help of insomnia and perhaps the closure of one eye, Fire Birds actually works in a minor key…

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Review of Mother and Child (2009)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 19 May 2010

It's not an easy film of righteousness, but a trembling drama, with more venom than anticipated, salvaged by a few outstanding performances…

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Review of MacGruber (2010)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 19 May 2010

MacGruber actually snaps together quite agreeably thanks to a thunderously filthy screenplay and a game cast, who heroically taffy pull a slender…

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Review of Shrek Forever After (2010)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 19 May 2010

A last dance for the profitable ogre, and while it's a modest affair that barely exerts itself, it's a charming, humorous closer that reunites…

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Review of Holy Rollers (2010)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 19 May 2010

It takes effort to overlook the predictability of the picture, but those who take the leap are rewarded with inspired performances and a rich…

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Review of Racing Dreams (2010)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 19 May 2010

Marvelously shaped and sharpened by Curry, and teeming with concentrated racetrack suspense, Racing Dreams is a splendid picture that sincerely…

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Review of Robin Hood (2010)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 12 May 2010

It doesn't frolic like Flynn, delight like Disney, or careen like Costner, but this rewiring of the Robin Hood fable splatters around the muck…

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Review of Letters to Juliet (2010)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 11 May 2010

While not a messy film, Juliet is persistently hollow, diving into a dopey rom-com conclusion (with cutesy Shakespearean overtones) that merely…

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Review of Just Wright (2010)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 11 May 2010

Common makes Wright uncomfortable and awkward...infuses Scott with the aura of a serial killer, leaving the impression that the character doesn't…

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