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Review of Cracks (2007)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 17 Mar 2011

A hobbled, but moderate chiller, which offers far too many intriguing toxins to discount, even when they're projected in a most transparent manner…

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Review of Megamind (2010)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 15 Mar 2011

There's a distinctly deflated ambiance to the shenanigans, leaving the picture serious eye-candy on the prowl for bellylaughs it infuriatingly…

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Review of Garden of Eden (2008)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 14 Mar 2011

Sex has never felt more repellent after watching Eden, a clumsy effort of eroticism and psychological gamesmanship that's utterly devoid of…

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Review of Elektra Luxx (2011)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 09 Mar 2011

In the grand tradition of Critters 4 and Hellraiser 7 comes Elektra Luxx, a sequel to a motion picture few actually saw...an overly talky and…

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Review of Mars Needs Moms (2011)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 09 Mar 2011

Lively, richly animated with intriguing motion capture fluidity, and pleasingly designed with special attention to sprawling Martian environments,…

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Review of Red Riding Hood (2011)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 09 Mar 2011

Truly dreadful...Hardwicke hasn't offered a competent directorial effort to date, with Hood a new low for the filmmaker…

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Review of BMX Bandits (1983)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 08 Mar 2011

Just hand Trenchard-Smith explosives, an anamorphic lens, and a game cast, and he'll whip up something appealing, preferably with a saucy Aussie wink…

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Review of Bambi (1942)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 07 Mar 2011

Even Daryl Hall would have to admit this is one of the finest animated features committed to film, produced and packaged during Walt Disney's…

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Review of Bambi (2013)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 07 Mar 2011

Even Daryl Hall would have to admit this is one of the finest animated features committed to film, produced and packaged during Walt Disney's…

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Review of Happythankyoumoreplease (2011)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 04 Mar 2011

There's a tenor of performance here that claws at sincerity, making the picture's tedious nature palatable for a few stretches, but hardly…

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Review of Beastly (2011)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 04 Mar 2011

Watching Beastly isn't nearly as disturbing as reflecting upon Beastly…

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Review of Take Me Home Tonight (2011)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 03 Mar 2011

Trapped between traditional coming-of-age sympathy and brazen nostalgia, presumably aimed at a generation that's stopped going to the movies...emotions…

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Review of Rango (2011)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 03 Mar 2011

Doesn't build to anything substantial, instead dragging along interminably while its sense of humor succumbs to heat exhaustion...a gorgeous…

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Review of Cedar Rapids (2011)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 01 Mar 2011

The least this tepid comedy could do is provide a vibrant sense of humor…

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Review of Helena from the Wedding (2010)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 01 Mar 2011

The picture ultimately doesn't end up anywhere, but moments are accounted for nicely, creating a warm bath of razors for those who prefer their…

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Review of Drive Angry (2011)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 25 Feb 2011

Mess of crummy ideas slapped together into a semi-coherent feature film...The it's so bad it's good argument can only account for a tiny portion…

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Review of S.W.A.T.: Firefight (2011)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 22 Feb 2011

Amusing in the moment, with a merry junk food cinema rhythm, the low-budget follow-up isn't nearly as brawny as the original feature, electing…

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Review of The Bleeding (2009)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 22 Feb 2011

A slapdash mess of genres with zero storytelling capability, Bleeding looks to coast on red-hot vampire trends…

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Review of Brotherhood (2010)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 17 Feb 2011

Doesn't make much of an impression past a few visceral flashes of conflict, with the majority of the film a frustrating sit that seems to drag…

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Review of Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son (2011)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 17 Feb 2011

I extend my deepest sympathies. I hear there are support groups available for people who've survived lousy Martin Lawrence comedies…

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