Review of Zookeeper (2011) by Mitchell C — 13 Mar 2012
Superb. Miraculous. Life changing.
Am I talking about a new art film? Nay, I speak of Zookeeper.
Have you ever felt pure joy? Absolute bliss? Then you must have seen this film.
Kevin James is a godsend. We are truly unworthy of his talent. His jokes are the closest thing to orgasms you can experience without stimulating yourself sexually.
And the animals? Good lord. Poop flinging has never been so tastefully done.
My only critique? That this beautiful ride had to end before I passed on to the afterlife.
I praise thee Sir James, you truly, are the highest.
This review of Zookeeper (2011) was written by Mitchell C on 13 Mar 2012.
Zookeeper has generally received mixed reviews.
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