Review of Zombiegeddon (2003) by Jason D — 09 Dec 2008
Now this was a tough watch. No matter how jam-packed this film is with all sorts of horror genre icons, that still was not enough to save this Tromatic turd! This movie was just plain awful. I WILL say that there were plenty of ridiculous and laugh out loud moments at the sheer lunacy of this film.
Brinke Stevens just gets done fucking Jesus Christ (Tom Savini) who informs her of the impending apocalypse. She goes on her radio DJ job and tells the world of two very dirty corrupt cops who wind up being the heroes of the film as they go around killing kung-fu zombies brought to Earth by Satan.
No...I'm not kidding. There's also tigers running around and rampart homoeroticism. Lloyd Kaufman and Robert Z'Dar walk around with limps, Joe Estevez looks mildly retarded, and Felissa Rose is the hottest piece of ass in this film.
Don't even bank on the nudity in this film to be awesome. Only disgusting women get naked in this movie. Wow. Uwe Boll even shows up at the beginning of this film to tell you how awful it is. For once, I wish I had listened to him.
This review of Zombiegeddon (2003) was written by Jason D on 09 Dec 2008.
Zombiegeddon has generally received negative reviews.
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