Review of Zombie Strippers! (2008) by Jason D — 08 Nov 2008
This movie was so dumb, and made so little sense, it was incredible. Obviously funny, so obvious it was just stupid. A pornstar shooting golf balls and pool balls out of her pussy at deadly velocity? Come on.
.. The only thing this movie is good for, is if you want to watch stripping, since Zombies actually played a shitty role until maybe the last half. Not to mention, where the Hell is this strip club? In an underground military base/science lab? Not to mention, none of the pervert horndogs find it strange when some soldier tackles Jenna Jameson and bites her throat out? Then when she goes out and dances as a Zombie it's STILL not strange, matter of fact, they find it even sexier?.
.. As for poor Tito, he got the shittiest role in this movie. This guy's wife is dancing naked on a stage while he is ducking and running out of there because she is a Zombie. All these pervs think a living dead girl stripping is even sexier, while the fuckin' UFC guy is duckin' and runnin' scared.
.. HAHAHA! This movie is fucked. Certainly not even close to one of the better Zombie movies I've ever seen. Ridiculous.
This review of Zombie Strippers! (2008) was written by Jason D on 08 Nov 2008.
Zombie Strippers! has generally received mixed reviews.
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