Review of Zombie Strippers! (2008) by Ronald S — 20 Apr 2009

Lets be honest, this movie is only worth watching for the boobs. Sure, there's some cool effects here or there and a ridiculously racist Robert Englund, but the boobs are what draws you in and I didn't even get to fucking see them. Unfortunately, I watched this on FX and though they insisted on showing all of the grotesque and extremely gory kills, they had to blur out the female body. I still never understand the thought that seeing someone's throat being ripped out or a head exploding is better for a child than breasts.

It's bad. Sometimes a funny kind of bad, but mostly just bad.