Review of Zombie Strippers! (2008) by Jhary O — 10 Jun 2010

Wow, um, this sucked yet at times I giggled and then I cringed and I turned it off and then like a train wreck I finished watching it.

OK, I appreciate bad movies and KNEW I was walking into a ball of rotten cheese and still I dove in head first. It was one of those D-Movies that almost gets you into it for about 10 seconds and then you want to wash your brain to prevent mental infection.

I knew the premise was retarded and actually enjoyed some of the zombie/comedy scenes, but the movie had absolutely no plot even though they pretended at times which only detracted further - horrible acting - lame CGI effects - what happened to good old fashioned makeup and gore???

The dialog was painful - this is what happens when a Philosophy drop out writes a screen play!

I suppose you could watch it IF you had a LOT of alcohol and were playing zombie style drinking games...otherwise...just watch a bad softcore porn and hit yourself in the head with a brick.

ACTING = **.

STORY = **.

PLOT = OPTIONAL (yes, less than 1 *).

EFFECTS = ** (CGI lameness).

OVERALL = **.

* = YOU DIDNT EVEN TRY - SUCKTASTIC - HATED IT.

** = YOU TRIED, BUT DIDNT QUITE MAKE IT - DIDNT LIKE IT.

*** = AVERAGE - TOLERATED IT.

**** = GOOD JOB! YOU REALLY TRIED! - I LIKED IT.

***** = YOU ARE FREAKIN' AWESOME! - I LOVED IT.