Review of Zombie Strippers! (2008) by Horrific R — 27 Jan 2013

"Strippers that are zombies? Sexy zombies? Imagine that, flesh eating babes!" Put your primitive desires to halt right there. Enjoy the 2 or 3 second long sentiment you get from the title and poster.

Because after that, you'll come back to your senses and everything goes downhill. This is a very lewd and demeaning film aimed at the mindless male viewer. The first time I saw this film, I turned it off 20 minutes in.

The second time, a month or two later, knowing what to expect I thought I'd watch it all for the sake of a fair review.... I got about 55 minutes that time, and let's call that good enough. The films actors are bad at portraying bad characters.

That's double the bad. The entire film (of which I saw) takes place in literally, a few rooms. How boring an unvaried. The film is essentially these strippers, well, stripping, then turning into zombie strippers (still stripping) and bringing back audience members to devour.

Well, on the shit scale this movie hits high, but I admittedly think there are worse horror films I will encounter on my journey so this one gets just an inch above 1/2 a star.