Review of Zombeavers (2014) by Michael D — 18 Aug 2017

I have no words to describe how absolutely amazing this movie made me feel.

But if I had to describe the feeling I would say it was a mix of lust and pure desire.

With a medley of iconic cast members(Kevin, Zeke, Peter) and breasts(and one penis) I would have to say that despite all other judgement, Zombeavers was cinematic genius. The movie that defined an era.

I would like to compare the character Buck(played by Peter Gilroy) to Indiana Jones as he never lost his hat.

And also a big round of applause to the puppet master of the zombeavers.

Although this is an out of this world movie, the only bad criticism I have is that Buck(Peter Gilroy) the comedic relief of the movie did not say "Zombeaver" once.

Thank, goodnight. *drops mic*.