Review of You're Next (2013) by Shag00 — 01 Sep 2022

Picture this: a baddie wearing a silly mask jumps into a room through a window with a large knife to kill the occupants, one of the occupants kills the baddie first. Meanwhile everyone else in the room just stands around. Yep, it's that level of directorship. Maybe it was an attempt at comedy, maybe it was just more **** dressed up as a sausage roll. The story is a bit far fetched, 2 brothers and one of their **** buddies decide to kill the rest of the family for the inheritance. The dash to the car, maybe 100m, maybe 50m, the prep was more like a prep for a marathon. How does anyone stay undetected in a house full of people for hours and hours, don't they sneeze, cough or fart?

Then again how do professional critics, and I use the term very loosely for both descriptors, give this film a score of 100.