Review of You're Next (2013) by Gabriel Arthur P — 07 Jul 2016

Heh, this was a riot. Characters' actions rarely make sense, the kind of stuff where you yell at the screen going "why didn't you just--" and "why would they do that when they could always just--" but that's the stuff that screams are made of, right? Really badly written horror always relies on really stupid characters to screw themselves up.

And this is some pretty well badly written horror. However, don't worry. This movie is a diamond not in the rough, but a diamond that you dug out of the bottom of a toilet full of somebody else's poops.

And you clean all the poops off and there you go, it's a diamond. And the shiny, diamond part of this movie is the female main character or heroine. The movie laughs and stumbles over its own stupidity and she runs along tripping and fumbling in an attempt to help keep the movie on its feet the entire time.

It's definitely worth watching at least one time. 4/5.