Review of Yoga Hosers (2016) by James R — 25 May 2017

Boy was this one really bad. A sequel to Tusk (2014) which in itself was one of the strangest films I've ever seen. Yoga Hosers follows the Colleens from the gas station from the first film in a sort of spin off story following the events of Tusk (which you don't need to have watched in order to "get" this one).

Colleen Collette (Lily-Rose Depp) and Colleen McKenzie (Harley Quinn Smith) are yoga addicts that just want to go to a 12th grade party, but have to work! During the night things go weird and soon enough the two Colleens team up with Guy Lapointe (Johnny Depp) when evil Nazi sausages take over the convenience store and start killing.

I literally am going to stop here because this shit is bat shit crazy. There's little to no character development here, it's not funny, the dialogue is cringe worthy and the two leads are not that good at acting.

This is a dodge at all points. If you want to waste 88 minutes of your life like I did then go ahead. I'm hoping Kevin Smith returns back to form on his next film because the last 3 have been absolute misses!