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Review of xXx: State of the Union (2005) by Chris C — 04 May 2008

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What a crock of shit. seriously - don't go near this thing.

This review of xXx: State of the Union (2005) was written by Chris C on 04 May 2008.

xXx: State of the Union has generally received mixed reviews.

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