Review of Wrath of the Titans (2012) by Sean C — 30 Jan 2013
A movie so bad that even Flixster couldn't be bothered to watch enough of it to realize that Gemma Arterton (who Flixster gives second billing in the casting for this film) isn't even IN the damn thing.
Why does "Wrath of the Titans" blow as much as the first movie? Here's an example: Pick up the nearest writing utensil and hold it up in the year. Now repeat after me: "I have herpes.
" There, you now have more character development than anyone in this movie. It's that easy. At least the first half of the film is somewhat likeable because Perseus is such an arrogant, unlikeable dick who takes heroic reluctance to the extreme.
Meanwhile, the movie pisses on every cliche and rips off a thousand better movies under the guise of homage. Shudder. By the end of the film, I was just staring at it the way someone in a vegetative state stares into the distance, seeing and feeling nothing.
I am worse off as a human being for having endured this movie. My faith in humanity will never recover from this abomination. What the fuck was I thinking?
This review of Wrath of the Titans (2012) was written by Sean C on 30 Jan 2013.
Wrath of the Titans has generally received mixed reviews.
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