Review of Wonderland (2003) by Lizzy B — 12 Jun 2007

Take Memento, tone its treble down and crank the bass. Throw in Val Kilmer, COPIOUS amounts of cocaine, glorified pipe violence, a motorcycle pyschopath, an irate drug kingpin who wears a silk ruby ruby robe, Lisa Kudrow, and yes Kaate Bosworth, and you have the sedated enthusiasm of "Wonderland". John Holmes involved in a murder! Good lord. We best use 8 mm, pillage some of danny boyles tricks, throw in a $$$ for Drugs graphic "score", and put Johnny Wadd's crotch on the cover of the DVD. I call that little numberrr: taste.

Now to drop the biter sarcasm. In all seriousness, I liked this movie solely because of Val Iceman Morrison Kilmer and Tim Blake Nelson. Among the 1 dimensional GTA-like characters, we witness fun, engaging, Agressive acting performances, that showcase what blow does to killers and Cokehead pornstars.

Now why wouldn't you want to see that?