Review of Wonder Woman (2017) by Carldamnit — 09 Jun 2017

I hadn't watched the trailers or anything for this before seeing it, otherwise I probably wouldn't have. But isn't this freaking Wonder Woman? Where is the fun? Where is the color! Isn't her uniform like a lot more fun than this Gladiator rip off thing happening all over this movie? And I know I'm arguing right now to get my point across, but does that have to happen this entire movie too? A lot of arguing.

A joke about well how do we get to the island full of women with no men that seemed inevitable and then happened and everyone laughed and I was like you **** movie! I actually thought about how I'm tired of getting heterosexuality crammed down my throat so much all the time.

Alien, men and women arguing every conversation, can't let a scene go by without a woman being objectified somehow. Even in Wonder Woman! And she keeps being told not to use her super powers and then not using it! You could have saved like 500 people at the same time you were trying on all those dresses like this is freaking Pretty Woman! What a **** movie! Chris Pine is that his name? So boring! Just like someone took a cheese grater and put googly eyes on it and said hey walk around and argue for an hour and a half.

Someone next to me cried at the end, so what the hell do I know.