Review of Witless Protection (2008) by Rock Y — 10 Mar 2008

Well the girlfriend liked it and she is black BTW. Was awesomely hilarious as expected Larry at his best.

This review of Witless Protection (2008) was written by Rock Y on 10 Mar 2008.

Witless Protection has generally received negative reviews.

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