Review of Witless Protection (2008) by Adam K — 06 Jun 2008

It had its moments, but it features Larry the Cable Guy. How much thought do you really expect from this? A country bumpkin saves the day.

This review of Witless Protection (2008) was written by Adam K on 06 Jun 2008.

Witless Protection has generally received negative reviews.

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Jesus! I mean seriously, does he have pictures of some Hollywood bigwigs with goats or something? I mean I like Larry's standup, but come on…

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YET ANOTHER AWESOME movie from Larry....what else can I say? Loved it…

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By Rona T (11) on 12 Aug 2010

I can remember all the ingrown hair on my ex girlfriends front butt ha ha the airport scene is brilliant wanna see that back, but not smell…

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