Review of Witless Protection (2008) by Jacob F — 29 Jun 2008

This was horribly NOT funny!!!!

Comedians should just stay comedians, not try 2 act...IT DOESNT WORK WIT EVERYONE LARRY!!!!

This review of Witless Protection (2008) was written by Jacob F on 29 Jun 2008.

Witless Protection has generally received negative reviews.

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