Review of Witless Protection (2008) by John M — 03 Aug 2008

Right up my alley...

Obviously, my alley is pretty trashy...

This review of Witless Protection (2008) was written by John M on 03 Aug 2008.

Witless Protection has generally received negative reviews.

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By Jared M (634) on 07 Jul 2012

Rating: 22/100 (F) Larry the Cable Guy should stick to stand-up comedy, something he's below average. he's a terrible actor…

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By Jordan W (739) on 23 Apr 2011

You can't get mad at a movie that is as stupid as you expect. Still...it's horrible. The line readings aren't even smooth. Ecckkk…

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By Ryan B (2,114) on 09 May 2009

Not as bad as some people make out. Fight scene at the end is stupid, but there is some funny parts to this movie. Worth a watch when your drunk…

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By Sara B (406) on 20 Sep 2009

It was hillarious I loved it non stop laughing but if you don't like larry the cable guy you probably won't like it…

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By Laurie M (136) on 24 Nov 2009

Theres some funny scenes ..but the movie sucked :/…

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By Dick D (49) on 26 Jul 2009

I watched it for the beautiful scenery and special effects. Larry The Cable Guy Rules…

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By David M (3,086) on 07 Mar 2010

Too cheap, too silly, all these fart jokes... why didn't they hire a scriptwriter? Complete waste of time…

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By Russet S (20) on 23 Apr 2012

I love Larry The Cable Guy....and I love this movie along with his others…

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By Brad S (2,657) on 28 Jan 2012

Pretty bad as expected, but not the worst comedy I have seen. He did manage to get in Micheal Vick and Micheal Jackson jokes…

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