Review of Witless Protection (2008) by .Hollister.chick. . — 24 Feb 2008

I love Larry the Cable Guy...His similes are always funny!

This review of Witless Protection (2008) was written by .Hollister.chick. . on 24 Feb 2008.

Witless Protection has generally received negative reviews.

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