Review of Witless Protection (2008) by Blake H — 15 Jun 2008

Larry the cable guy is hilarious but the movie was just ok.

This review of Witless Protection (2008) was written by Blake H on 15 Jun 2008.

Witless Protection has generally received negative reviews.

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