Review of Wishmaster 3: Beyond the Gates of Hell (2001) by Jason D — 10 Dec 2008

The lackluster Wishmaster 3: Beyond the Gates of Hell continues the Wishmaster series, albeit barely, as this film is just as bad, if not worse than the the last film, which sucks really because the series started off so great.

This new entry takes place in some ho-hum college as a Archeology TA (bland lead A.J. Cook) and professor (Jason Connery, son of Sean) unlock a retarded variation of the lament configuration puzzle box and out pops a gem containing the new Djinn who poses in the body of Connery.

Connery adds some interesting elements to the evil Djinn character, but is a far cry from Andrew Divoff's interpretation, which sucks. The storyline overall isn't too great, especially when they bring in Archangel Michael into the mix, and then it becomes downright retarded.

And another thing...I love titties. I think everyone knows my affinity towards titties, especially in horror films, but the Wishmaster films had a uniqueness to them as they managed to tell and deliver an entertaining story without the overabundance of titty shots.

Well, guess what? All uniqueness ends with the first two as Wishmaster 3 doesn't shy away from excessive and unnecessary titty shots. Ahh, know it all Producers. What a delight. Too bad they could not save this dribble.