Review of Winterbeast (1992) by Sarah . — 08 Apr 2007

What can I say that hasn't been said already? I'm speechless. Ok, so I'm not speechless. I'll rant like I usually do.

This film is by far the worst film ever made. Sure, you can contest this notion...however, for me, there isn't a single film out there that can ruin technicality and artistic integrity more than this film can.

You have a film called, "Winterbeast", Granted, it should be called Autumnbeast...or Fallbeast...because I really don't see a Winter season here. For that matter where is the damn Winterbeast?! We get served an hour and a half of poorly contstructed claymation monsters, hack makeup jobs, a flamingly gay flannel wearing Jewish villian who can (apparently) implode at will. I wish I could. Continuity is a thing of the past in "Winterbeast". Some may call this art as an excuse to get away with it. But no, this film isn't getting away with jack shit. From top to bottom this is a painfully bad movie. In some bizaarre way though, it holds that rewatchability factor to a high degree. It's a great party movie and one of those films you can laugh at over and over again. This is atrocious, and that's the nicest thing I'll say about this film...aside from...BRILLIANT!