Review of Wild Orchid (1989) by Fazley A — 13 Dec 2010
When I had originally seen Wild Orchid @ the show there was a couple of old hags behind me getting wet @ some of the beef cake in this. I should have returned the favor & told then how fucking hot I thought Carre Otis was & I had a raging boner for her.
Mickey Rourke tries to repeat his success that he had w/ 9 1/2 Weeks but sadly this one's not up to par. The plot is almost nonexistent & the acting for the most part is atrocious. Thank God Otis is so beautiful, has such fantastic sugar boobies & a wonderful thatch almost all would be lost.
Rourke tries hard to be as cool as Bogie & is probably the best thing about this..except for the nudity. Did I mention the nudity is the major selling point? Pretty bad but an extra 1/2 * for Rourke & Otis's sex scene @ the end & if your going to bother to watch it make sure it's the uncut version so you don't feel like you've wasted the previous 2 hours of your life.
This review of Wild Orchid (1989) was written by Fazley A on 13 Dec 2010.
Wild Orchid has generally received mixed reviews.
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