Review of White Noise (2022) by Cududa — 31 Dec 2022

This has to be one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen. It’s like someone gave a bunch of theater kids way too much money. The dialog and monologues are delivered in such a self indulgently pretentious manner.

I get that it’s supposed to be surreal, and usually I like those kind of “bits” but it was so far up its own … fill in the blank. It starts off making you think it’s a disaster movie, which turns out to be a giant McGuffin.

This should have been a Broadway play, not a movie.