Review of Whiplash (2014) by Myklfriedchicke — 28 Nov 2017

So there’s this kid and he’s like really good at drumming. Then this evil bald dude tells the kid he should try out for jazz band. So he does and he makes it. On the first day Mr. evil bald dude kicks a kid out for being out of tune.

So this kid is like also madly in love with this girl that works at a movie theater, so like he asks her out and she says yes. So like they’re dating now and stuff. So then the kid is in jazz band and like he’s abused by Mr.

evil bald guy for not staying in tempo and He’s getting slapped and stuff. So the kid goes into a depression and starts practicing the drums like 24/7. So then this other drummer comes along and they have to like have a five hour drum off to see who can like play this dumb song, and the kid gets it.

But then on the day that they have to perform it he like gets up late. Then like he speeds down the highway and smashes into a truck and gets wrecked. Then like he runs to the place and is bleeding and stuff and evil bald guy is like “nah fam you can’t play, you bloody.

” So the kid goes into an even deeper depression and then like he breaks up with his girlfriend cause he needs to like practice drums 34/7 365. So like then he gets Mr. evil bald dude fired and then like a year later he goes into a bar and sees Mr.

evil bald dude playing a piano, and Mr. evil bald man tells the kid that he can play in like a jazz band thing that is in front of a bunch of important people. So like he practices and stuff but like his dad who was like non existent for like the whole movie tells him not to.

But the kid like totally doesn’t care and goes on stage. But then surprise, his sheet music is like the song that he got the part to play but didn’t play the song cause he was bloody. It’s complicated.

But like the kid does a flippin sick drum solo so like Mr. evil bald is like impressed and like the kids symbol falls and Mr. evil bald guy like fixes it and it’s beautiful and I love this movie.