Review of When the Game Stands Tall (2014) by Expired_Cologne — 29 Jul 2015

This is a football movie, just like any other football movie you know the underdogs always wins. I was also forced to watch this movie. I have seen other football movies such as facing the giants and all that jazz.

But having a predictable plot and ending is just a slap on the d I c k. The beginning starts with a sucky a s s coach that has probably seen the inside of a girls locker room (if you know what I mean).

He's such a f u c k I n g downer that I didn't even want to watch the rest of this ,what felt like, student made feel-good film. The acting is what I would describe as an elderly person falling down a flight of stairs, a miracle, lol jk a f u c k I n g disaster.

This movie didn't need to be made. Whoever had the idea of some sh I tty football team the miraculously became the best team in the g o dd a m n world. H e ll these guys could beat the Patriots. From the first 10 minutes of the movie I felt a spicy hot feeling in the d I c k h o l e that kept burning throughout the entire movie.

Of course the coach has a child with minor brain problems. And so what that half the team did the same cheerleader and got hep-c. Oh wait wrong movie. What I meant to say was of course the team wins the big one and the coach has a stupid a s s kid finally because everyone thought he was an infertile son of a b it ch.

Most of the players were not interesting and were found on the dairy side of walmart. Anyone could have put less of an effort into their role and would still have been more interesting. Yet another boring a s s movie that wasted an hours most of my life that I cant have back.

Thanks coach fuhkboi. just dont watch this movie, I would rather you watch the star wars holiday special or anything. Please, for shrek.