Review of Welcome to the Jungle (2013) by Marischa B — 29 Mar 2014

Lets all give this movie to 10 year olds to watch shall we...

Pointless...a waste of time..Why put Jean-Claude Van Damme in this?? an action star trying to be funny...yeah right, waste of talent...please don't bother...nothing more to say about this...D-.

This review of Welcome to the Jungle (2013) was written by Marischa B on 29 Mar 2014.

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