Review of War Horse (2011) by Benarden — 11 Jan 2012
It's a collage of two films that don't mix, Akin to A mason jar of Makers Mark bourbon blended up with twinkies.
Why did they make " Warhorse" ? Why did they spend $80,000,000 Dollars ? Who is this movie aimed at? "American Velvet" meets "It's a collage of two films that don't mix, Akin to A mason jar of Makers Mark bourbon blended up with twinkies.
Why did they make " Warhorse" ? Why did they spend $80,000,000 Dollars ? Who is this movie aimed at?
"American Velvet" meets " Deathcamp For Dobbin" ?
- not a good mix for children ; Don't take your kids, - really.
"Lassie Come Home " Meets " Saving Private Ryan, the ghastly parts".
- Not a good mix for adults. Don't take your friends who just want a holiday film.
Why, then, was this film shoved out the door on Christmas day?
The sets are nice, the effects are nice, the opening is nice.. the ending is all heartwarming;.
- It's only the middle two hours are kind of a mess.
Make up your mind, guys, why not just make two films.
This review of War Horse (2011) was written by Benarden on 11 Jan 2012.
War Horse has generally received positive reviews.
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