Review of War (2007) by Morfil — 01 Nov 2013

Reasons to see WAR.

WAR kicks ass, and you should see it a lot of times, for these reasons:

Jason Statham yelling at people, and then kicking ass. In other.

Words, being himself.

Jet Li killing a guy by kicking him in theReasons to see WAR.

WAR kicks ass, and you should see it a lot of times, for these reasons:

Jason Statham yelling at people, and then kicking ass. In other.

Words, being himself.

Jet Li killing a guy by kicking him in the face....and that's not his.

Best kill.

Random girls getting nude for no reason.

Ninjas. Just when you think this movie couldn't rock any harder, they.

Put Ninjas in the movie.

A twist ending that would make M. Night Shawhocares *beep* himself.

A car chase every 10 minutes. There's even one with motorcycles.

Violence. Lots of it. Guns, blades, blood, kungfu, decapitations, the.

Bases are covered.

-Jet Li and Jason Statham fighting each other. It's as epic as you might think.

So, in conclusion, if you, 1. Like things that are awesome. 2. Have a pair of testicles. 3. Need to see a movie that rocks for a change. 4. Are a human being.

...than WAR is for you.