Review of Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story (2007) by Kenneth T — 26 Oct 2009

All the elevator Buttons.

Oh so Incredibly High.

I stand today for the midget.

WRONG:At the size of a regular Guy.

RIGHT: Half the size of a regular Guy.

Let Me Hold You Little Man.

As the parade passes by.

Let Me Hold You Little man.

We'll make believe you can fly.

You shout for me to put you down.

But I'm marching today for your cause.

I'm bangin' the drum.

Your big day will come.

When they remake the wizard of Oz.

Let Me Hold You Midget Man.

We'll pretend that you're flyin in space.

Let Me Hold You Little Man.

So the dog will stop licking your face.

Little Shoes, Little Pants.

Little Song, Little Dance.

Little Heart, Little Mind.

But your rights are as big as mine.

Na, Na-Na-Na, Na-Na-Na-Na.

Na-Na Na Na-Na Na Na.

Thank God I'm Tall.

I won't let you fall.

We're all midget, one and for all.

Thank God I'm Tall.

I won't let you fall.

We're all midget, and some are just small.

Stand Up For The Little People!