Review of Virtuosity (2014) by David E — 01 Dec 2007

I didn't catch the first few minutes of this movie, but the truth is that I'm really glad I didn't. And I don't have to be a wiz to know that I didn't miss much. Judging by the rest of the film, I've come to the conclusion that I missed nothing but a couple of crappy scenes. And consequently, have also spared a lot of bad language that would have come out just like it did throughout the time I was watching it. So, the less crap I have to put up from bad movies, the merrier. Even if it means I'm only avoiding crap for a few minutes.

Now... The plot and the screenplay are just awful. The story line isn't a bit interesting and is displayed in the worst way possible. Just some virtual character that manages to escape the cyberspace into the real world, and is thus pursued by a cop who attempts to put him back where he belongs.

And this is pretty much all you'll see the entire time.

No, wait...

You also get the chance to see a terrible performance from Crowe.

But that's about it.