Review of Varsity Blues (1999) by John T — 20 Jul 2008

"I don't want your life" Good stuff.

This review of Varsity Blues (1999) was written by John T on 20 Jul 2008.

Varsity Blues has generally received positive reviews.

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They put them wieners on the glass at the Alano Club? No good. Nope, that's no good, but this movie is pretty darn good…

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I don't like this as much as most other people do. Probably just me, but nothing in this clicks like it should…

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