Review of Varsity Blues (1999) by Zach T — 30 Jun 2010

MOXON, YOU SKINNY ASS BITCH, LET'S ROLL!

This review of Varsity Blues (1999) was written by Zach T on 30 Jun 2010.

Varsity Blues has generally received positive reviews.

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What I have to say about this movie Varsity Blues is that it's extremely epic, absolutely entertaining, it's funny and it is certainly one…

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A movie that I will have to admit surprised me a lot and I had liked it more than I expected…

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When I watched this on its initial release all I remembered was Ali Larter in a whipped cream bikini…

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