Review of Van Helsing (2004) by The3Academysins — 16 Jul 2016

If you are looking for some B-Movie, cheesy fun times, then THIS is the film for you. Everyone loves a so-bad-its-good monster mashup, and I definitely recommend this one for fans of the old Scy Fy channel classics.

This review of Van Helsing (2004) was written by The3Academysins on 16 Jul 2016.

Van Helsing has generally received mixed reviews.

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