Review of Van Helsing (2004) by Adeena K — 22 Apr 2012

Stupid, and dumb. Kate Beckinsale, made me laugh, she was so stupid! Hugh Jackman rocked as usual.

This review of Van Helsing (2004) was written by Adeena K on 22 Apr 2012.

Van Helsing has generally received mixed reviews.

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