Review of Van Helsing (2004) by Seraphia Bunny S — 23 Jun 2012

Pu-lease!!! This movie was not that great. I was disappointed.

This review of Van Helsing (2004) was written by Seraphia Bunny S on 23 Jun 2012.

Van Helsing has generally received mixed reviews.

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