Review of Van Helsing (2004) by Janeman L — 18 Sep 2012
This was the worst movie I think I have ever seen. I wish that I could say while viewing it at the time, that it was satirical. This makes the other piece of shit The Mummy look like Casablanca in comparison.
Especially the part with the flying monkeys and Frankenstein's see through head. I would skip this movie and just cleanse your braaains with Mel Brooks' "Young Frankenstein." Or the 1993 "Dracula" with Wyona Ryder, at least they stick more to the canon and not the fodder.
Save your twenty bucks, for heaven's sake.
This review of Van Helsing (2004) was written by Janeman L on 18 Sep 2012.
Van Helsing has generally received mixed reviews.
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