Review of Van Helsing (2004) by Oscar G — 22 Jan 2013

Mierda, mierda, mierda, mierda... Horrenda.

This review of Van Helsing (2004) was written by Oscar G on 22 Jan 2013.

Van Helsing has generally received mixed reviews.

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