Review of Van Helsing (2004) by Jonas L — 12 Aug 2016

8/13/2016: Disappointing. Even with Jackman and Beckinsale this movie just didn't deliver.

This review of Van Helsing (2004) was written by Jonas L on 12 Aug 2016.

Van Helsing has generally received mixed reviews.

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