Bring your earplugs because this ungodly mess is as painfully loud as it is mind-numbingly stupid.
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This review of Van Helsing (2004) was written by Steve Rhodes and published by Internet Reviews on 06 May 2004.
Van Helsing has generally received mixed reviews.
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