Review of Van Helsing (2004) by Marshall O — 02 Sep 2012

Still an awesome monster movie just like the monster squad.

This review of Van Helsing (2004) was written by Marshall O on 02 Sep 2012.

Van Helsing has generally received mixed reviews.

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